The Coconut Girl and Darcy Larsen return! Tune in for tCG’s latest original product for surviving the evening witching hour. Exclusively on The Coconut Girl Channel!
Missed the first two episodes? Here you go!
Thanks to Jennifer Hoyt Tidwell and Billy Hunt of Powhatan Studios.
Truly amazing, innovative technology…
Could this product be custom-fitted with hidden pouches, which would be PERFECT for stashing pacifiers (for baby), extra diapers (for the toddler), coloring books and crayons (for the school-age child), and bottles of beer (for Dad)?
Thanks, Coconut Girl!
No need to customize, Ashley! The Sling comes with hidden accessory pouches for all family members. Even Mom! Like the swing-out laptop stand for generating urgent work documents.
Please HURRY (over-night delivery preferred) and send me a 20′ baby sling in each of the following fabrics (for a total of 4 slings)
– sack cloth (with ashes included)
– one in super absorbent maxi-pad-like gauze for soaking up urine, poopie, blood, sweat and tears and child-slung, airborne tomato juice, etc.
– one in custom-my-house-specific-wallpaper-patterned fabric for wrapping MYSELF in for camouflage within the house to hide from crying baybahs. (include the ear plugs for complete self-protection)
– one with an extra, snap-in length for tucking in a friend’s kid I’m watching while she goes for an OB/GYN appt. or – hey – you name it – ANY luxury such as this that any mom might need to trip the light fantastic
Thank you !!! Bill me as necessary – ANY price is more than worth the price. Thin-kew. YOU are brilliant – and a life saver for millions of moms ! ! LOVE the pouch idea, too.
“Everybody wants a piece of Mom!” I LOVE this — your sense of humor and wry social commentary is a complete breath of fresh Egyptian cotton!! You go, CG!