Got a complicated life with lots of moving parts? Want to sleep better, worry less, smile more, relax constantly?
Introducing the new Teeny Tiny Life™. Featuring:
-Chaise lounge on plush green lawn
-View of hawks riding thermals against blue sky
-Warm sun on your skin, with no damaging UVA/UVB rays
-Sound of propeller plane in distance
-Glass bottle of water, kept cool in the shade of your chaise
-Light cotton blanket for your legs
-Quality, off-site childcare by friends your kids love
-Zero point zero electronic devices
-Ten consecutive hours of unscheduled time
-Unlimited drifting into sleep
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Available someday. Maybe soon. Maybe not. Not sure. Hoping. It could happen. That would be nice.
Next to this delicious list of Teeny Tiny Life qualities that SURELY are waiting out there SOMEwhere, jot down this name: The Tara Hotel that Miss Scarlet recently opened (just post Civil War, doncha know?)
There’s nothing wrong with dreaming. Nothing at all!