FS: Monster Truck

For Sale: Monster Truck

Military-toy hybrid. Scales orange juice glasses, and catches in sink drains. Reverse GPS system for losing under sofas. Equipped with Automatic Daydream Technology when rolled along rug. Handles in mud or shampoo. Single owner commuted mostly from floor, up leg, to pocket. Occasional roll on neck. Conforms to standard blue/white sock-garage dimensions.

On second thought, not for sale.